Matrix Jokes

Submit your own jokes by contacting me! Not all submitted jokes will make it, and I can't promise that my standards for judging joke quality will be objective. Also, shorter jokes are more likely to make it than longer jokes.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs a conference call to extract her from the Matrix.

I walked into a bar full of ugly women and swore I entered the Matrix. All I was seeing were 1s and 0s.

What is the Oracle unable to see past? Irrational choice? Wrong. The Oracle is unable to see past yo mama because she is so fat.

They changed something in the matrix, and now all the eigenvalues are wrong.

Yo mama is so fat, when Morpheus offered her the red or blue pill, she had to call her pharmacist to check for contraindications.

Yo mama is so fat, everyone who sees her self-substantiates.

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